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	<title>- A Blog For Guys - Movie News, Gadgets, Cars, Girls, Videos, Advice, Sports, Guy Stuff &#187; Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the Spring of 1957 Bobby went to pick up his date. When he got to the front door, the girl&#8217;s father answered and invited him in. &#8220;Carrie&#8217;s not ready yet, so why don&#8217;t you have a seat?&#8221; he said. &#8220;That&#8217;s cool,&#8221; said Bobby. Carrie&#8217;s father asked Bobby what they were planning to do. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man longs to wed a maiden with her virtue intact. He searches for one but resigns himself to the fact that every female over the age of 16 in his town has been at it. Finally he decides to take matters in hand and adopts a baby girl from the orphanage. He raises her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A frustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up after 20 years of marriage. After her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:30:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, &#8220;You&#8217;re not going to believe this, but I&#8217;ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She&#8217;s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so she won&#8217;t know you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 19:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day. They asked how much the cucumbers were. The merchant said that they were four for a dollar. The nuns said agreed to purchase four. The puzzled merchant asked why they needed four cucumbers when there were only three of them. A nun [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ablog4guys.com/todays-joke-259/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, &#8220;How the hell do the two of you have sex?&#8221; The big guy says, &#8220;I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down.&#8221; His friend says, &#8220;You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 17:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said &#8220;That&#8217;s no problem. How many do you want?&#8221; The man answered, &#8220;Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.&#8221; The pharmacist said, &#8220;That won&#8217;t do you any good.&#8221; The elderly gentleman said, &#8220;That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ablog4guys.com/todays-joke-257/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 22:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, &#8220;I have a headache.&#8221; &#8220;Perfect&#8221; her husband said. &#8220;I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,&#8230; it&#8217;s up to you!&#8221; Tags: joke, Today&#039;s Joke Related [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband. &#8220;Since we&#8217;re married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don&#8217;t want sex at all. If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ablog4guys.com/todays-joke-255/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:31:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick so she proceeded to find herself a rich 73-year-old man, planning to love him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. The first night of her honeymoon, she got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ablog4guys.com/todays-joke-254/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions &#8212; age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex. &#8216;Oh,&#8217; he mused, &#8216;It was 1945.&#8217; &#8216;Isn&#8217;t that a long time to go without sex?&#8217; the doctor asked. &#8216;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2010 05:21:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman was in a bar one evening, and soon became distressed to see a drunken unkept man sit down next to her. &#8220;Say, honey-baby &#8230; I&#8217;d really like t&#8217;get into those pants o&#8217;yours.&#8221; &#8220;Thanks,&#8221; she shot back, &#8220;but I&#8217;ve already got an asshole in there.&#8221; Tags: joke, Today&#039;s Joke Related posts What The [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A nervous young guy was walking up and down the waiting room at the maternity hospital, he looked at a cool, and calm older man, who was reading a magazine. The younger man said: &#8220;I guess you have been here a few times&#8221;. &#8220;Yes&#8221; said the older man. The young man sai:, &#8220;how long after [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 02:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, Sit with my wife. You two have a lot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 01:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Klein</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman said to her friend: &#8220;I didn&#8217;t realize that sex could be so painful!&#8221; &#8220;Why was he THAT big?&#8221; exclaimed her friend excitedly. &#8220;No, when I got on all fours, the perverted bastard missed the target by about an inch!&#8221; Tags: joke, Today&#039;s Joke Related posts What The F Is The New KFC [...]]]></description>
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