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Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems. The seventy-year-old said, “Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour, ’cause my pee barely trickles out.” “Heck,...
August 10th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
  Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a highly agitated, arrogant little man who ran a small business that he had started from scratch. “I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. “But mainly,...
April 2nd, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Main | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A middle-aged man marries a younger woman but discovers that no matter what he does in bed, she won’t orgasm. So he takes the problem to his doctor who explains that maybe fantasy sex is the answer. So the man hires a young, charming male escort and has him stand naked while waving a towel over...
April 1st, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Main | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and “splash” they’re all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing...
March 31st, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Main, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
Three friends are in a car driving to the ballgame when a big truck runs them over, killing them instantly. They find themselves at the Pearly Gates being interviewed by St. Peter. “OK, you,” he says, pointing to Vito, “How many times did you cheat on your wife? And don’t lie,...
March 30th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Main, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, “When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself”. One...
March 27th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A young boy asks his father, “Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?” Surprised, the father answers, “Well, sure son, we wouldn’t be normal if we didn’t… there are all kinds of breasts. Depending on a woman’s age, they are different...
March 26th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized peni$es. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers. “It’s hereditary, sir,” the...
March 25th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
“Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.” “What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement. “It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve. “But have you thought it through properly?”...
March 24th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope....
March 23rd, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he tells her again, “Open your legs a little wider.” She does, then he says again, “A little wider, hon.” The...
March 20th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture. He...
March 19th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had died, Jenny went straight to visit her grandmother. When she asked how her grandpa had died, her grandma explained, not holding back anything of course, “He had a heart attack during sex, Sunday morning!” Horrified, Jenny suggested that screwing...
March 18th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
Business was good at the local whorehouse and the madam decided to partition one of larger rooms. After the work was complete the carpenter asked for payment but was put off. After several weeks he still hadn’t been paid and he regularly threatened, “Pay me or I’ll rip out the partition.” Finally...
March 17th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. “What time is it, sir?”...
March 16th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
At the end of a long crime fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings spiderman to see if he’d like to go out for a drink. Spiderman replies “No, I have to repair my web spinner.” So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they’re...
March 12th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
It was my 30th birthday and I wasn’t feeling too great when I woke up that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone “Happy...
March 11th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A young man goes to a whorehouse to expierence his first taste of sex. The madam suggests that he start with 69. He decides to give it a try. The prostitute leads him to a room, gets undressed, and instructs the young man to eat her pussy. Unfortunately, just as he starts she farts. The man quietly...
March 10th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.” The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.” The wife continues, “Yeah,...
March 9th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work

Here’s A Joke – Take A Break From Work
Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this...
March 6th, 2009 | Dirty Joke, Random | Read More
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