Today’s Hottie [HOTTIE]

Fuck The Ozone [AWESOME]

First Clip From Safe House [MOVIES]

Denzel Washington and Ryan Reynolds star in the action-thriller Safe House. Washington plays the most dangerous renegade from the CIA, who comes back onto the grid after a decade on the run. When the South African safe house he’s remanded to is attacked by mercenaries, a rookie operative (Reynolds) escapes with him. Now, the unlikely allies must stay alive long enough to uncover who wants them dead.

For the past year, Matt Weston has been frustrated by his inactive, backwater post in Cape Town. A “housekeeper” who aspires to be a full-fledged agent, the loyal company man has been waiting for an opportunity to prove himself. When the first and only occupant he’s had proves to be the most dangerous man he’s ever met, Weston readies for duty.

Tobin Frost has eluded capture for almost a decade. One of the best ops men that the CIA’s known, the ex-intelligence officer has given up assets and sold military intel to anyone with cash since he turned. From trading secrets to North Korea to aiding splinter cells, the damage he’s done to the U.S. is immeasurable. And he’s now back on the reservation with a secret.

As soon as Frost is brought in for debriefing, mercenaries come and tear apart Weston’s safe house. Barely escaping, the unlikely partners must discover if their attackers have been sent by terrorists or someone on the inside who will kill anyone standing in the way. Now it’s up to Weston to figure out who he can trust before they’re both eliminated from the game.

Safe House hits theaters on February 10.

Source

SPY SHOTS – 2014 Corvette C7 [CARS]

These spy shots of the upcoming 2014 Corvette C7 were taking in the blistering cold climate of Northern Europe, and even though not much is known at this point in terms of technical specs, it is rumored to be equipped with a 7 speed manual transmission and either a pushrod V8 engine with direct injection or a twin-turbo V8 engine. The 2014 Corvette C7 is expected to make its debut at one of the big auto shows (possibly Detroit) in 2013 and will hit dealerships sometime in 2014.

Source

Steel Bottle Opener [GADGETS]

These steel bottle openers are machined from cold formed steel and they are the only way real men open their beers. These steel bottle openers cost $50 each.

Source

World’s Largest Gumball [WTF]

Barry Chappell started this Nicorette gumball back in 2006 and six years later it has grown into a gumball that consists of 95,200 pieces of chewed Nicorette gum, has a circumference of 62 inches, and weighs 175 lbs. One of the weirdest world records you will ever see.

Source

The Official Synopsis for The Amazing Spider-Man [MOVIES]

Columbia Pictures just released the official synopsis for The Amazing Spider-Man:

“The Amazing Spider-Man” is the story of Peter Parker (Andrew Garfield), an outcast high schooler who was abandoned by his parents as a boy, leaving him to be raised by his Uncle Ben (Martin Sheen) and Aunt May (Sally Field). Like most teenagers, Peter is trying to figure out who he is and how he got to be the person he is today. Peter is also finding his way with his first high school crush, Gwen Stacy (Emma Stone), and together, they struggle with love, commitment, and secrets. As Peter discovers a mysterious briefcase that belonged to his father, he begins a quest to understand his parents’ disappearance – leading him directly to Oscorp and the lab of Dr. Curt Connors (Rhys Ifans), his father’s former partner. As Spider-Man is set on a collision course with Connors’ alter-ego, The Lizard, Peter will make life-altering choices to use his powers and shape his destiny to become a hero.

The Amazing Spider-Man will hit theaters on July 3.

Source

Hot Schoolgirl [HOTTIE]

2 New Wrath Of The Titans TV Spots [MOVIES]

A decade after his heroic defeat of the monstrous Kraken, Perseus (Worthington) –the demigod son of Zeus (Neeson)–is attempting to live a quieter life as a village fisherman and the sole parent to his 10-year old son, Helius. Meanwhile, a struggle for supremacy rages between the gods and the Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity’s lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades (Fiennes) and Poseidon (Danny Huston). The triumvirate had overthrown their powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the gloomy abyss of Tartarus, a dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore his true calling when Hades, along with Zeus’ godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramirez), switch loyalties and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titans’ strength grows stronger as Zeus’ remaining godly powers are siphoned, and hell is unleashed on earth. Enlisting the help of the warrior Queen Andromeda (Rosamund Pike), Poseidon’s demigod son, Argenor (Toby Kebbell), and fallen god Hephaestus (Bill Nighy), Perseus bravely embarks on a treacherous quest into the underworld to rescue Zeus, overthrow the Titans and save mankind.

Wrath of the Titans will hit theaters on March 30, 2012.

Source

3 New Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance TV Spots [MOVIES]

It has been several years since making a deal with the Devil and Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage), living in self-imposed isolation, finds himself as the only person who can help save 10-year-old Danny – and ultimately the world – thanks to his unwanted and uncontrollable power – his ability to transform into the hell-on-wheels monster known as The Ghost Rider.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance hits theaters on February 17.

Source

Seeking Justice Trailer [MOVIES]

A happily married family man’s quiet life is turned upside-down when his wife is brutally attacked one night while leaving work. The husband unwittingly pulls himself into a dangerous underground vigilante operation after agreeing to an intriguing offer for a stranger to exact vengeance on is wife’s attacker. While continuing to protect his wife from the truth, he quickly discovers that his quest for justice could lead to frightening and deadly consequences.

Seeking Justice stars Nicholas Cage and it will hit theaters on March 15.

Source

New Darksiders II Trailer [VIDEOGAMES]

Darksiders II follows the exploits of Death, one of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse, in a weaving tale that runs parallel to the events in the original Darksiders game. This epic journey propels Death through various light and dark realms as he tries to redeem his brother War, the horseman who was blamed for prematurely starting the Apocalypse in Darksiders.

Darksiders II will be released on the XBox 360, Playstation 3, Wii-U, and on the PC sometime in June 2012.

Source

What The Fuck Are We Doing Out Here [VIDEO]

That’s some fine reporting over there.